Putting the "duh" in double-double...
"I was just really hungry, and I wanted to have an In-N-Out burger."
Carl's
Jr./Hardee's pitchwoman Paris Hilton, explaining the circumstances that
led to her arrest on charges of drunk driving in September.
Mayor of New Lenox
Hey, which one of you deadbeats ordered the $250 Cobb salad?
Mike Smith, mayor of New Lenox, Ill., pays a $1,462 tab at a strip club
with his official village credit card.
By way of explanation, he says none of the other attendees had the means to pay the bill.
Jessica Simpson
As if Diddy actually wears that Sean John crap. Oh, he does? Really?
Singer Jessica Simpson is sued for $100 million by Tarrant Apparel
Group, which claims that she failed to promote her JS by Jessica
Simpson and Princy collections.
Among Tarrant's complaints: In Marie Claire, Simpson cited True Religion, not Princy, as her favorite brand of jeans.
Time Warner's Wayne Pace
Time Warner's latest attempt at horizontal integration...
A woman whom New York police allege works as a madam says Time Warner
chief financial officer Wayne Pace was her "sugar daddy," offering her
clothes, cash, and other gifts and helping her buy a $500,000 Manhattan
apartment.
Andreia Schwartz makes the claims in a jailhouse
interview with the New York Post in which she also denies being a madam
or accepting money from Pace in exchange for sex. Pace has his lawyer acknowledge that he and Schwartz were friends but denies any sort of "inappropriate relationship."
on Kim Kardashian sells her clothes for charity